The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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swear words -jesse

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to not be color blind.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!