Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to get arrested

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to ignore useful information

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The ability to levitate birds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!