- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn toast back into bread

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

the power to herd cats

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

Invisible handwriting.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

Pointless Super Powers