- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to freeze ice

The ability to float sideways very slowly

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

the power to turn on a random guys tv

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to be fireproof under water

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The power to lick your balls.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

Pointless Super Powers