- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to become black!

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

Pointless Super Powers