the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to live.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!