The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to grow one wing

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the power to instantly die

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!