The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to troll.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to not do it.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to hatch from an egg

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!