The power to kill yourself

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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the power to like charlie

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the powre to spel

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!