- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to turn into a skittles bag

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

Being able to fly in place.

The power to understand irony.

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

lol

to randomly self destruct at any time

the power to walk on land.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to be fireproof under water

Pointless Super Powers