- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to not exercise.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

Being able to fly in place.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to understand irony.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

to make your bowel work backwards

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

lol

Pointless Super Powers