- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to teleport small dogs

The power to teleport through open doors.

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to be 6% fireproof

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to have a V8

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to not have a brain!

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

Pointless Super Powers