- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have hindsight.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

The power of compulsive lying.

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to be normal and average

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

Pointless Super Powers