- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be normal and average

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

the power of fart helium

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The ability to get up from the couch.

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The ability to read the recaptcha images

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

the ability to talk to humans

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to lower your IQ at will.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

Pointless Super Powers