- Pointless Super Powers

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The ability to fart like a zombie.

The power to forget you have a super power.

The power to swallow instead of spit

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to make coma patients bark.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to have a power

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The ability to part hair.

i love to make shit brix

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

the ability to look into your brain

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to freeze ice

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!