the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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anything Aquaman does

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to die

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!