The power to drown on land.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to die early.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!