The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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the power of being yourself

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to become famous on vine

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!