The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

The ability to de-carbonate soda

The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

The power to die at will.

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to stop existing.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

the power to yell a math problem at will

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

The power to strangle yourself to death

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The ability to fart like a zombie.

The power to be invisible when singing

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!