the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to quote memes randomly

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Nope. Just nope.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The abilty to go through water.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power of self mind control

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!