The power to be a gamer

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the ability to see through air

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The power drown in water

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to divide by zero

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to push "pull" doors

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!