The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!