The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!