The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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to die when you are happy

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to live.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the ability to post here

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to revive Hitler.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!