The power to laugh in Japanese.

The power to have pointless superpowers

The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

The power to have backround music in your life.

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

The power to grow your nails longer

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The power of women's rights.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Super-slowness

the power to be wrong

the power to sneeze cum

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!