ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to waste money

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to transform into baby food.

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the power to become demented

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!