To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to control your own body movements

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to waste money

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The power to explode on demand.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!