- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

the power to eat with your butt

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

the power to talk backwards

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to understand irony.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

Pointless Super Powers