The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to think of food

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to swim in water.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!