the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to bread toast!

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power of love

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!