The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to walk through air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!