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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to freeze ice

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power of learning

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the power to get in the van

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!