The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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32% Levitation.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to die when you change emotions

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!