The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to transform yourself into a door.

the power to like mass effect 3

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

All of aquaman's powers.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!