The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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to do nothing

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to not exercise.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!