- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

To pee standing up.

The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to be stupid

Acid tears.

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

Pointless Super Powers