- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to have a power

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

the power of being yourself

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The power to burn the sun.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to never be old but died at young age

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

Pointless Super Powers