- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be normal and average

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to be invisible when singing

The power that turns farts into music.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

the ability to talk to humans

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to have a V8

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

Pointless Super Powers