The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!