The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to become black!

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!