The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!