The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to be missed when present.

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Being alive (until you die).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!