The power to create shit

cry acid tears

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The Power to Die if you are dead

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The ability to swim in water.

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The power to eat soap.

The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

The power to see when people fart.

The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

The power to have pointless superpowers

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to rite liek dis

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

The power to see through glass

The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

The power to be normal and average

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!