The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power of being pointless

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to know where the beef is

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!