The power to eat your poop

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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make youself dumb

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the power to melt your bones

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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boo

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!