The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!