- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to poo without wiping.

The power of night-blindness.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The ability to eat the red ones last

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

Invisible handwriting.

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

Pointless Super Powers