- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to see through air

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to have night vision during the day.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to not have a brain!

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

the power to get married

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

Pointless Super Powers