The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The Power to Power

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!