- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to sharpen a pen

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

the power to change people socks on command

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

The power to turn water into wine.

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The power of writte with our feets.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to die from darting too hard

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

Pointless Super Powers