the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to read this.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to be a common person

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to eat your poop

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!