- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to eat bread

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

the power to misspell

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The ability to change your weight

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

the power to turn food into shit

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

Pointless Super Powers