The power to have an ability.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!