The power to see through air

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to divide by zero

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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power to age faster

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to close your nose

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!