The power to hear in the dark.

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the power to jizz money

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!