- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to not care.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

The power to pee after drinking lots of water

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

Pointless Super Powers