The ability to be heard in space

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!