The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the power to get sick

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The power to always be at half mast.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!