the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!