The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!