The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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Acid tears.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!