The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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the ability to post here

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!