- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to see the past.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power to have a V8

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

To be able to generate cancer at will

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to smell water.

Pointless Super Powers