The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!