The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the power to get sick

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the power to turn into a tree

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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boo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!