The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to become demented

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!