The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to read this.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to be a common person

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!