The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to not have a brain!

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!