The power to lock open doors

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power of writte with our feets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!