- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to see through windows

The ability to die instantly

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to have gravity.

The power to be french.

The power to divide by zero

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

Pointless Super Powers