The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to waste money

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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I'm a giant di

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to have a V8

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!