the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!