The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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the power to hovertate

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the power to become demented

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!