- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to even

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The ability to die on command.

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

lol

Pointless Super Powers