- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to die

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

the ability to un-dank any meme

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to climb up fallen trees

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to lock open doors

The power to break a Nokia

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to touch your toes

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

Pointless Super Powers