- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to turn cake into pie

The ability to police irony

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to make it impossible to have powers

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to like any show

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

Pointless Super Powers