- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to fall without screaming.

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to control yourself

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The ability to get up from the couch.

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to have gravity.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

Pointless Super Powers